abolish-everything:

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

(via haec-ceity)

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via tandembicycles)

frogmp3:

80s-space-queer:

frogmp3:

*painting my nails black* its me Rodrick your stupid emo older brother in a band. im gay

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strudelkaboodle:

existenceisanillusion:

Delete this

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

this is my 4th day gnoming her

they set up a camera

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silver-sivien:

pigpocket:

i like animals that look like they have information

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nauseaheaven:

(Source: mkultrasnufffilm, via bitterwort)

gaypunkbf:

swanboulet:

pixelspaceboy:

daloy-politsey:

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz.
2) Jewish Americans created comic books.
3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

(via deathtokillian)